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DinoWax beats Google
Yazar: nicflixYou and I both know that the internet is a dwindling source for non-informative, non-social media. So, are you not one of the billion “web-surfs” finding stuff you’ll never use in life? Before you answer yourself next time, click the address bar at the top of your web browser, type in the word “dinowax”, press return, and your problem will be solved every time. By eliminating the “http”, “://”, and “.com”, or Google, you’ve eliminated use of the web. It is a radical change, but we are now a direct connection to your fingertips. Like the monkey on that Verizon dude’s back. Did you see it? No, but it’s already ordering take-out.
Here at DinoWax we are taking new strides toward being your only self-sufficient entertainment resource online. We’ve made plans to build an aqueduct of flowing media stream to your parent’s house. In return, all that is expected of you is vaporizing the need for anymore use of anything else online. And we’ll be good. This may mean unique changes in your lifestyle. Please aware that these changes are going to happen quick and painlessly. For instance, instead of logging into Facebook everyday and posting what’s on your mind, you will Join DinoWax to post obsurdly crude bantor about your day.
But until we actually have a fully functional social network, stay tuned for new music, animations, videos, and anything else I feel like posting.
