The College Daze: And So It Begins

Yazar: nicflix August 30, 2008

Before you go procreating over 1997’s motel 6 carpeting (cornered by underpaid vatican slaves) and seeing yourself as financially secure for the first time (thanks, but I didn’t know I had to give it back, Sally Mae!). Unveil the circumstances you are about to face in your defying attempt to commit a better eduation. “No kid gets left behind” in America. Think this to yourself, please; not outloud. Instead, omage this message amidst September’s central AC breeze, “Hell yeah, this is America. And It’s time I start taking this sh*t for serious. What is my ROUTE TO DOMINATION, DEAR ROOMIE?” If they answer back with, “down the hall…” then that’s the best room mate you’ll have all year.

Post a comment and give us the exact specfications of your ROUTE TO DOMINATION in this 2008-09 season. Explain yourself, live by it, and reference it in all your major essays.

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The New Wax

Yazar: nicflix August 29, 2008

How good I am at MySQL…

I’m sure less then 1% of humans will ever understand anyway (I don’t know, my statistics are leary). It’s time to be feasible with the evidence provided…

A new site 4 years ahead of the world (just 3 years behind schedule).

I can’t tell you to unglue from that Dorito-residual chamber throne that holds your ungroomed buttox, de-grip the mouse pad, and bow your head into the keyboard once (DO IT)

But I can tell you to thank Tim from jumble junkie and you can do that by scoping out his digs. I gotta say without his expertise I would still be stuck with my Microsucks Doc FTP FTW site.

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