Aug
30

The College Daze: And So It Begins

Yazar: nicflix August 30, 2008

Before you go procreating over 1997′s motel 6 carpeting (cornered by underpaid vatican slaves) and seeing yourself as financially secure for the first time (thanks, but I didn’t know I had to give it back, Sally Mae!). Unveil the circumstances you are about to face in your defying attempt to commit a better eduation. “No kid gets left behind” in America. Think this to yourself, please; not outloud. Instead, omage this message amidst September’s central AC breeze, “Hell yeah, this is America. And It’s time I start taking this sh*t for serious. What is my ROUTE TO DOMINATION, DEAR ROOMIE?” If they answer back with, “down the hall…” then that’s the best room mate you’ll have all year.

Post a comment and give us the exact specfications of your ROUTE TO DOMINATION in this 2008-09 season. Explain yourself, live by it, and reference it in all your major essays.

-n

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Yorum (8)
  1. Mike Diyor ki :

    Looking to make as much bones as i can.

  2. Banks Diyor ki :

    MY roomate sucks and he suggested “away from me”, but i ignore what he says.

  3. Dario Diyor ki :

    they’ll learn me what i says!

  4. Dario Diyor ki :

    and banks’ true his roomie sucks but hey that’s instant domination.

  5. Tony Diyor ki :

    Today was my 2nd day at Temple University. I got sent out to the projects of North Philly and had to pick up trash. The first thing I found was a freebase spoon. Yeah. I guess it’s a sign. I should either get the fuck out, or conform to the ways of the locals. LETS GO OWLS!!!

  6. Jake Diyor ki :

    back in Chicago; It’s glorious. Cubs fans are fucking ridiculous.

    visit and lets grab a bite to eat at Clarks.

  7. Tori Diyor ki :

    I moved into the bayside village in Portland and last night coming home from an outing a guy opened the door for me and said “party in 419!” this morning they almost got evicted because it got busted and had to clean the stairwells and hallways. I didn’t go. I make good choices.

  8. Tim Diyor ki :

    I’m a community college drop out

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